Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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