I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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