dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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