I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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