if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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