# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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