i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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