Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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