in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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