these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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