love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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