She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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