Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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