Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize