K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
one might say we're banned from that church
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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