well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Terrible idea I love it
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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