Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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