i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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