Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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