My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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