It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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