She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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