So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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