so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
