Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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