thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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