operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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