I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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