The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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