Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
where does the pee come out of this thing
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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