he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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