Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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