I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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