I hate all girls vehemently.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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