On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
