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(505): View more from New Mexico

well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.

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(647): View more from Ontario

im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins

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(614): View more from Ohio

she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?

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(660): View more from Missouri

Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

How much have you had to drink?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Qhaghao Oslo?

(339): View more from Massachusetts

That seems like quite a lot.

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