Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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