He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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