ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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