He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she looked like the before picture.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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