he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's rum buckets o'clock
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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