she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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