He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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