The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
