So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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