I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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