Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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