it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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