But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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