happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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