when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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