Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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