you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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