My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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